The 9 Best Human “Dog Voices” Ever Recorded

Picture it: You’re having a dinner party and it’s time to serve dessert. First, you ask your sister if she wants a cookie…you sound normal. Next, you ask your best friend if she wants one…again, normal. Finally, you walk up to your dog and say, “HI THERE SHMOOPY WOOPY DO YOU WANT A COOOKIEEE? YES YOU DEWWWWWWWW!” It’s your dog voice. All pup lovers have one, but only a few are brave enough to record it. These are some of those few:

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a man had a dog voice that was truly a force to be reckoned with.

A video posted by Adam Katz (@adamkatzmusic) on Nov 5, 2015 at 3:27am PST

Remember that dinner party? If your sister didn’t have to do it, and your friend didn’t have to do it, why on earth should your pup have to do the cookie dance?!

A video posted by Laura Honzu (@hurricane_honzu) on Jan 8, 2016 at 4:43pm PST

We all know that pup parent who may sound sweet, but really they’re just fishing for some validation. Whatever, if the dog digs it, so do we.

A video posted by @almondbutterjellytime_ on Jun 15, 2016 at 5:19am PDT

A classic role reversal in which the dog writes cards, and the human speaks in what can only be described as a growl (wait for the “thank you”).

A video posted by Tamika Schilbe (@tamika_schilbe) on Jun 10, 2016 at 8:38pm PDT

At least now we know where Jason DeRulo and Snoop Dogg got the inspiration for their lyrical masterpiece.

A video posted by Megan Snyder (Megan Solly) (@meggysnyder) on May 23, 2016 at 7:16pm PDT

“Mom, stop… Mom, why are you yell… I just can’t look at you when you speak to me like this.”

A video posted by Megan Snyder (Megan Solly) (@meggysnyder) on Mar 23, 2016 at 6:20pm PDT

Well, don’t we all get this excited when a banana’s involved? Think of the potassium!

A video posted by Daurie Basham (@dcbasham) on Feb 9, 2016 at 8:23pm PST

Then there are dog voices that can go from cute to cookie monster (or should we say cheese monster) in 10 seconds or less.

A video posted by Candice (@mzcaps) on Aug 14, 2016 at 3:47pm PDT

Finally, when dog voice just doesn’t feel like it’s enough, take a hint from this guy: Don’t just talk to your dog, impersonate them.

A video posted by Nick Costa (@nickcostaguitar) on Aug 25, 2016 at 12:18pm PDT

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