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17 June 2016

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Corny Dad Jokes as Told by Dogs

Ah, dad jokes. They’re corny, yes, but we kinda love our dads for telling them—over and over and over again. In honor of Father’s Day, we imagined if dog dads told those same not-so-knee slappers to their offspring. Also, it’s a shameless excuse to look at adorable puppy pictures: The Ollie blog is devoted to […]

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Ah, dad jokes. They’re corny, yes, but we kinda love our dads for telling them—over and over and over again. In honor of Father’s Day, we imagined if dog dads told those same not-so-knee slappers to their offspring. Also, it’s a shameless excuse to look at adorable puppy pictures:

Dad jokes as told by dogs, pitbulls

Dad jokes as told by dogs, huskies

Dad jokes as told by dogs, bulldogs

Dad jokes as told by dogs, labs

Dad jokes as told by dogs, golden retrievers

Dad jokes as told by dogs, pomeranians

Dad jokes as told by dogs, dad and puppy

Dad jokes as told by dogs, dad and puppy

Dad jokes as told by dogs, dad and puppy

Dad jokes as told by dogs, dad and puppy

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